8 XXX : reeled in

When my Girlfriends Mom came to substitute for our Biology class, she made sure I got the best seat in the room

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Moving in with my lazy, filthy, newly-single sister has certain undeniable upsides.

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"It's OK honey, our niece is in college. You can stick it in."

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Getting to know my new sister in law went better than I thought it would

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"Your sister knows about us, and she wants in on the family secret"

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Mom and I met some nice boys, but they left. Can we continue the party in your room bro?

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"Bro, I'm keeping lookout. Just bury your face in again, a little."

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"My, my, little bro. Why on earth do you keep sneaking in here?"

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Since dad moved out, I've gotten more pussy than ever before in my life.

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"Your cousin is waiting in her room" means something different at my aunt's house.

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With my sister, it's worth investing in booze.

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"Alright bro, you can wait in my dressing room. But put your cock away until after the show."

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"Come to join mommy in the tub?"

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My parents wonder why I spend so long in the bathroom. And where my sister disappears to.

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Well bro, touch it already. That's why we came in here, right?

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On the rare occasions that my sister cooks, there's always something juicy in the kitchen.

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I stayed in my sister's dorm when visiting the university. She promised the full college experience.

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Okay cousin, if you're gonna keep trying to sneak in the bathroom while I'm changing I might as well show you what you want to see

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Isn't this old house great, brother? I think we should do some exploring in it.

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In truth, my sister wasn't a backup date at all.

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Yoga in paradise, with my sister.

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"If I can't go to the '20s retro party in this, why did you buy it for me bro?"

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Mom was expecting dad to be the first in the door. I'm glad I left school early.

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"You don't mind me tanning in your backyard, right cousin?"

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"You think I usually brush my teeth in the nude, brother? Step in here."

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In truth, I was even happier to see my cousin than she was me.

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With relatives upstairs and in the next room, sis and I had to be very careful fooling around in the stairwell.

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Oh son, are you masturbating in here because you peeked at mommy in the changing room? I meant for you to. Now let me help.

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In the cove, mom and I avoided prying eyes.

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Mom clearly didn't hear me when I came in to use her bathroom after Sis was showering in the one downstairs

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All I saw was a beat up old lot in the middle of nowhere. Mom said she could see our future in seclusion.

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In the end, convincing my sister that no one would see us was almost as hard as getting her naked.

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"Bro, can you store this in your 'spank bank' and stop staring at me like that in public?"

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In the first motel of the first leg of our road trip, mom decided we didn't need separate rooms after all.

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Mom feels bad about waking me up in the morning, so she does it in the nicest way possible.

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It was those commercials that prompted mom and me to take the vacation in the first place: What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas.

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Before coming in from our shopping trips, mom and I spend a few extra minutes in the driveway.

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"I'll be done in a minute, son. You can wait in my room."

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In truth, I'd never known mom smoked. But we learned a lot about each other over those months dad was gone.

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You can get lost in yourself at home. I tend to get lost in my mom.

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The first morning in our new home, before anything was unpacked, mom just leaped in my arms in joy.

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Your girlfriend and roommate bonded when you went on your weekend fishing trip. You were reeling in an 8 inch trout, while she was taking 8 inches of cock.

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Reeling those trouts in

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My daughter doesn't need me to read to her in bed anymore. But she thinks of other reasons for me to sneak in at night.

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Fourteen hours on a plane, one hour in a cab, and forty eight hours in my aunt is how I like to spend my vacation days.

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When I come home to the curtains in my room shut tight, I know not to look for mom in the kitchen.

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A movie theater gig isn't the best in the world, but late night screenings mean mom and I don't have to sit in the back row.

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In a survivalist family, you have to rely on each other for absolutely everything.

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When I said to bring something you wouldn’t mind getting wet in, mom took it in a way I wasn’t expecting.

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Reeling Him In

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